"Stop planting flowers in peoples yards who aren’t going to water them."

dudeshegay (via dudeshesgay)

I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES

(Source: oreoprince)

heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

qrieves:

Christians this 4/20 be like

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asian:

my grades are going down i’m yelling tumblr

(Source: iraffiruse)

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

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IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

pensiveoffensive:

javeliner:

hang on, wait a second

Oh god I am so angry.